{"product_id":"coin-tt","title":"Santa’s Last Gift Adult Humor Commemorative Coin🎅😂","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.santa-coin-page,\n.santa-coin-page *{\n  box-sizing:border-box;\n}\n\n.santa-coin-page{\n  --red:#a51f1f;\n  --deep:#681313;\n  --green:#214d35;\n  --cream:#fff8eb;\n  --gold:#c59a52;\n  --black:#1d1917;\n  --text:#514843;\n  --muted:#786d66;\n  --line:#eadfd2;\n  --white:#fff;\n\n  max-width:920px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  background:#fff;\n  color:var(--text);\n  font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,\"Segoe UI\",Arial,sans-serif;\n  line-height:1.65;\n}\n\n.santa-coin-page img{\n  display:block;\n  width:100%;\n  height:auto;\n}\n\n.sc-section{\n  padding:58px 20px;\n}\n\n.sc-section.soft{\n  background:\n    radial-gradient(circle at 90% 10%,rgba(165,31,31,.05),transparent 25%),\n    var(--cream);\n}\n\n.sc-head{\n  max-width:760px;\n  margin:0 auto 28px;\n  text-align:center;\n}\n\n.sc-eyebrow{\n  margin-bottom:8px;\n  color:var(--red);\n  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color:var(--black);\n  font-size:21px;\n}\n\n.sc-spec span{\n  color:var(--muted);\n  font-size:13px;\n}\n\n\n\/* QUOTE *\/\n\n.sc-quote{\n  max-width:770px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:31px 25px;\n  border:1px solid #e6d2b4;\n  border-radius:18px;\n  background:#fff8eb;\n  color:var(--deep);\n  text-align:center;\n  font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;\n  font-size:24px;\n  line-height:1.45;\n}\n\n\n\/* MULTI *\/\n\n.sc-multi{\n  max-width:780px;\n  margin:28px auto 0;\n  padding:27px 22px;\n  border:1px solid var(--line);\n  border-radius:18px;\n  background:#fff;\n  text-align:center;\n}\n\n.sc-multi h3{\n  margin:0 0 8px;\n  color:var(--green);\n  font-size:23px;\n}\n\n.sc-multi p{\n  margin:0;\n  color:var(--muted);\n}\n\n\n\/* FAQ *\/\n\n.sc-faq{\n  max-width:800px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n}\n\n.sc-faq details{\n  margin-bottom:10px;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  border:1px solid var(--line);\n  border-radius:14px;\n  background:#fff;\n}\n\n.sc-faq summary{\n  position:relative;\n 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color:#fff8e9;\n  font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;\n  font-size:clamp(31px,5vw,47px);\n  line-height:1.12;\n}\n\n.sc-cta p{\n  max-width:670px;\n  margin:0 auto 24px;\n  color:#f2d9d3;\n  font-size:17px;\n}\n\n.sc-btn{\n  display:inline-flex;\n  justify-content:center;\n  align-items:center;\n  min-width:270px;\n  padding:16px 28px;\n  border-radius:999px;\n  background:#fff8e9;\n  color:var(--deep) !important;\n  font-size:16px;\n  font-weight:900;\n  text-decoration:none !important;\n  box-shadow:0 14px 32px rgba(0,0,0,.20);\n  transition:transform .25s ease;\n}\n\n.sc-btn:hover{\n  transform:translateY(-3px);\n}\n\n.sc-note{\n  margin-top:14px !important;\n  color:#dfbdb6 !important;\n  font-size:12px !important;\n}\n\n\n@media(max-width:700px){\n\n  .sc-section{\n    padding:46px 15px;\n  }\n\n  .sc-hero{\n    padding:40px 15px 28px;\n  }\n\n  .sc-lead{\n    font-size:16px;\n  }\n\n  .sc-side-grid{\n    grid-template-columns:1fr;\n  }\n\n  .sc-grid{\n    grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);\n  }\n\n  .sc-moments{\n    grid-template-columns:1fr;\n  }\n\n  .sc-specs{\n    grid-template-columns:1fr;\n  }\n\n  .sc-quote{\n    font-size:21px;\n  }\n\n  .sc-cta{\n    padding:53px 16px 58px;\n  }\n\n  .sc-btn{\n    width:100%;\n    max-width:390px;\n  }\n\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"santa-coin-page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"santa-coin-page\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-kicker\"\u003eADULT CHRISTMAS HUMOR • DOUBLE-SIDED COIN\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eSanta Checked the List. \u003cspan\u003eAnd Apparently, You're Getting Shit. 🎅\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-lead\"\u003eFor the friend, coworker, sibling, or family troublemaker who has officially tested everyone's patience this year. \u003cstrong\u003e This is Christmas cheer with absolutely no filter. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-pills\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-pill\"\u003e🎅 Double-Sided Design\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-pill\"\u003e😂 Adult Humor\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-pill\"\u003e🎁 White Elephant Ready\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-pill\"\u003e🪙 40 mm Commemorative Coin\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1747387200305\/-702.jpg?h=1254\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;w=1254\" alt=\"Santa adult humor commemorative Christmas coin\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- HOOK --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-hook\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNot Everyone Deserves Another Pair of Christmas Socks.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people deserve something a little more... \u003cstrong\u003ehonest.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand them Santa's verdict and watch how quickly an ordinary gift exchange becomes the story everyone tells for the rest of the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FRONT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eSIDE ONE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎅 “You Ain't Getting Shit”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSanta has checked the list. The red X's are everywhere. And apparently subtlety didn't make it to the North Pole this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1747387200305\/-702.jpg?h=1254\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;w=1254\" alt=\"You Ain't Getting Shit Santa commemorative coin side\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-side-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-side\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-side-icon\"\u003e😎\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSanta Has Had Enough\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSunglasses on. Naughty list out. Holiday patience officially gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-side\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-side-icon\"\u003e🖕\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZero Subtlety\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe message is unmistakable, which is exactly what makes the joke work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- BACK --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eFLIP IT OVER\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAnd Santa Has One Last Gift Left.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust when they think the joke is over, flip the coin and reveal the other side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1747387200305\/-703.jpg?h=2048\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;w=2048\" alt=\"But Here's My Last Fuck To Give commemorative coin\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-quote\"\u003e“But Here's My Last Fuck To Give.”\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- REACTION --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE KIND OF GIFT THAT GETS A REACTION\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e😂 Open It. Read It. Lose It.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are useful gifts. There are thoughtful gifts. And then there are gifts that make the whole room stop and ask, “Where did you get that?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring something people will actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎅\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEspecially when your recipient appreciates sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e💼\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the teammate who survived another chaotic year with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e👨👩👧👦\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFamily\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the sibling or relative who can take the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eYOU ALREADY KNOW WHO THIS IS FOR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThat One Person on Your Naughty List\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best gag gifts feel strangely specific. This one practically comes with names already attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moments\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🙄\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Never Stops Asking for Favors\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Sibling Who Has Been Annoying You Since Childhood\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Coworker Who Has Officially Had Enough\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎄\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Christmas Party's Resident Troublemaker\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e😈\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Friend Who Is Proud to Be on the Naughty List\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Person Who Is Impossible to Shop For\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- DETAIL --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE JOKE IS RUDE. THE DETAIL ISN'T.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🪙 Packed With Christmas Detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom Santa's beard and sunglasses to bells, snowflakes, candy canes, holly, presents and oversized lettering, the artwork is designed with rich sculpted detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1747387200305\/-702.jpg?h=1254\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;w=1254\" alt=\"Detailed sculpted Santa Christmas novelty coin\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-specs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e40 mm\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eDiameter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e2 mm\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThickness\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e2 Sides\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eDouble the punchline\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- GROUP GIFT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eONE NAUGHTY LIST CAN GET PRETTY LONG\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🤣 Why Stop at One?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot an entire crew that deserves Santa's final verdict? These are made for handing out, swapping, displaying and turning into a running Christmas joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1747387200305\/exec-f60b03f8-7a46-4f41-8f16-a1ccb8c20c43.jpg?h=1254\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;w=1254\" alt=\"Multiple Santa adult humor Christmas coins\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-multi\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePut the Whole Crew on the Naughty List\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive one to coworkers, siblings, friends, party hosts, or anyone else who deserves the exact same Christmas message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- PARTY --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eCHRISTMAS PARTY MATERIAL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎄 Tiny Gift. Huge Personality.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy to wrap, easy to hand out, and definitely not another forgettable holiday trinket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1747387200305\/exec-d6215285-146e-4d99-8c36-0bdc3289c0bf.jpg?h=1254\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;w=1254\" alt=\"Three Santa adult humor commemorative coins\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- USE CASES --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eBRING IT TO THE PARTY\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOne Coin. Plenty of Bad Decisions.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moments\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant Exchange\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎅\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🧦\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFunny Stocking Surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🍻\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAdult Christmas Party\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e💼\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOffice Gift Exchange\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-moment\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e😈\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eJust Because They Deserve It\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- QUOTE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-quote\"\u003eSanta checked the list. \u003cbr\u003eThe answer is no. \u003cbr\u003eAnd holiday patience has officially run out.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eBEFORE YOU PUT SOMEONE ON THE LIST\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eQuestions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs this suitable for children?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-answer\"\u003eNo. The design contains profanity and an explicit hand gesture. It is intended as an adult novelty gift for people who enjoy bold, sarcastic humor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs the design on both sides?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-answer\"\u003eYes. One side features Santa with the “You Ain't Getting Shit” design, while the reverse delivers the “But Here's My Last Fuck To Give” punchline.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow large is the coin?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-answer\"\u003eThe coin measures approximately 40 mm in diameter and 2 mm thick.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWho is this gift best for?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-answer\"\u003eSarcastic friends, siblings, partners, adult coworkers, novelty collectors, and anyone who prefers irreverent Christmas humor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat occasions does it work for?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-answer\"\u003eWhite elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, adult Christmas parties, office gift exchanges, stocking surprises and gag gifting.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs it supposed to be insulting?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-answer\"\u003eThe humor is intentionally rude and playful. Give it to someone who knows your sense of humor and enjoys profanity, sarcasm and adult jokes.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-adult\"\u003e🔞 \u003cstrong\u003eAdult Humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains profanity and an explicit hand gesture. Best gifted to someone who will appreciate the joke.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL MULTI IMAGE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-head\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003eSANTA'S PATIENCE IS LIMITED\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Naughty List Is Never Just One Person.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep one. Gift the rest. Let Santa handle the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1747387200305\/exec-a09a8836-19ef-4cf8-9e72-83468770e342.jpg?h=1254\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;w=1254\" alt=\"Santa novelty Christmas coins for group gifting\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL CTA --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎅 Merry Christmas. \u003cbr\u003eManage Your Expectations.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who has everything, the coworker who has had enough, or the troublemaker who deserves Santa's brutally honest verdict.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#MainContent\" class=\"sc-btn\"\u003e Put Someone on the Naughty List → \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-note\"\u003eDouble-Sided • 40 mm • Adult Humor • Unforgettable Gag Gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LLZTT","offers":[{"title":"BUY 1","offer_id":45307627798736,"sku":"PH6101622RM","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"🔥BUY 2 GET 1 FREE (3 PCS) - Best🔥","offer_id":45307627831504,"sku":"PH6101622RM*3","price":19.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"🔥BUY 3 GET 2 FREE (5 PCS)","offer_id":45307627864272,"sku":"PH6101622RM*5","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"💥BUY 5 GET 5 FREE (10 PCS) -Free Shipping","offer_id":45307627897040,"sku":"PH6101622RM*10","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/3443\/8096\/files\/1bf5ca527bef846f8b7d70dc1f103c86f5ed1d1e274bb3d2b28ca270db2c6e.jpg?v=1793182950","url":"https:\/\/diyvella.com\/products\/coin-tt","provider":"diyvella","version":"1.0","type":"link"}